Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, while working as a cashier, a really cute guy came up and said, "Hi Morgan". I freaked out and asked him how he knew my name. He then replied, "You have a name tag". FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. As I was checking out, I went to grab the same item that the cashier was reaching for. He brushed my hand. He then both watched me creepily and asked my what lotion I used to make my hands so soft. When I left, he said, "I'll dream of you." FML
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Nickb55 16
Even in the heat of the moment how did you manage to say that?
ipman737 18
Well did he take you to the bedsheets? ;)
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Comments (103)
unwantedforlife 14
Oooh, a Walmart worker, you sure know a winner when you see one.
stargirl_95 24
What a judgemental thing to say. For all you know he could be young and working at Walmart as a part time job ot to pay for college. Or he could have a college degree but have to work at Walmart because it's difficult for him to get a job in his field. You don't know why he's working there so don't judge.
flame5768 14
i can see why life doesn't want you
ksks1234 33
If he is a manager he makes pretty good pay and benefits. While it is impressive if someone is something like an aerospace engineer or neurologist, it doesn't necessarily make them better than everyone else.
tj4234 36
I'm going to be judgemental as well. I'm going to read your comment, look at your username, and judge why you are "unwantedforlife". But seriously though, the people who work in these places are not usually in it for a career. 9/10 times they are doing it to pay their way through college or something.
molliciousj 19
That is very judgmental of you. I mean I work at a bookstore part time as a second job and I'm badass! You can't judge a book a book by its cover...or the store that it's in. Hah.
gracehi 33
Hey, at least he's employed. That's more than you can say fire a lot of people these days.
worldclassrager 41
Hey you know where he works that's a easy way to find him...you'll get him soon
gracehi 33
Hey, aren't you that guy that hangs out outside my bedroom window?
jakeydudey 13
This is one of the many reasons why Walmart is weird.
crazy_maniac69 9
not the best you could have said, but not the worst. I applaud to you for trying :)
MLPcuzYOLO 5
Aw, I'm sorry you lost your courage. I'm sad that the cute Wal-Mart employee missed out on meeting a terrific lady like you. Chin up, you'll get him next time.
Alchemist_21 26
Wal-Mart: Save Embarassment. Flirt better.
HarryFred 2
why the hack did you say that?
Michael903 18
What was on your mind OP? :-P
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Don't worry about it too much OP. As a former employee of Walmart....that is NOT the craziest thing that has been asked of him. Trust me on this.
PurelyCanadian 18
You should have asked him to test out your bedsheets. Even though that'd be a little extreme.