Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML
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Top comments
gaby904 0
**** that guys life... jeez, that must've been awkward
urlifeisraped 0
Haha ur such a doosh
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Comments (145)
dyliumo 0
You cant just not say anything?
krupster 0
Wow, I bet you'll never assume anyone is homeless anymore LOL But don't feel bad he probably was and lied!
CodeMonkey123 0
Wow just wow, do you not remember the saying don't judge a book by it's cover you judgmental prick.
woaherlyn 0
Haha ur so stupid
CodeMonkey123 0
To you that say maybe he should dress better maybe he's poor but not homeless...or maybe he likes the look, you twats.
goodnesssss 0
I say this is more of an fml for the other guy. It would suck if someone thought I was homeless.
raven_darkeyes 0
Why does it matter if he was homeless or not? Don't you have 60 seconds for the common courtesy to find out what he wanted? If he wanted money, you could have offered to buy him some food instead. (Anyone who is REALLY hungry won't turn down that offer.) As it turned out, what he really wanted didn't cost you anything. Except a minute of your time - which you are obviously too important and busy to give. <sarcasm> YDI because you were judgemental simply by his appearance, and because you're a self-centred wanker with no compassion for your fellow man.
wholegrain 0
Dickwad? Never heard that one before
fckaduck 0
Wow, that's more of a FHL. You're pretty much an ass.
UGADawg08 1
God, there are a lot of bleeding-heart hippies on this website. Homeless people should just be euthanized.