Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML
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Top comments
gaby904 0
**** that guys life... jeez, that must've been awkward
urlifeisraped 0
Haha ur such a doosh
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Comments (145)
64404 0
Pretty much everyone who commented this is a moron. Just because you're not homeless, doesn't mean you're not poor. And the OP never said he smelled or anything. And OP, you're an ignorant bitch for just assuming someone was homeless. This is most deffinitely not an FYL, its an FHL.
Zebra2653 0
YDI Dont judge a book by it's cover man!!!
paleknight47 0
Your a doosh... Ydi
love_jd13 0
YDI for assuming and ignoring someone who might need help.
spidergirl040812 0
never judge a book by its cover silly
erijgio89248 0
maybe...if he would carry around a damn watch or something or dressed up better like everyone else. maybe nobody would assume hes homeless.
mehwhateverr 0
#70 read it.
Cg3780byoch 0
no shit sherlock
rallets 23
lmfao #79 "reBUTTal" but anyways i agree with him and who the **** is #101 talking to?
vag_fml 0
first-you're a douche for assuming something like that. second--he wasn't homeless because he asked for the time?--homeless people don't keep time? you're a douche twice over.