iLovenique

Miss Jupiter, Universe 32 years-old Single

The fat and the ugly 27 October 2011, 18:56 Finland 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

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Anonymous 27 September 2012, 02:29 Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML

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OuchImAMoron This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Old Bridge, United States

Reflex

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML

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