Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was at my new store, fixing it up. I was about to leave, so I took my clothes off to let the dirty ones dry, as I had other clothes in my car. I walked to the back of my store and the back door locked. The car was locked. I was in my boxers with no phone and no way to go home for 3 hours. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML
Today, I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment while taking the trash out, without my phone. I had to wait outside for three hours until my flatmate came home from work to let me back in. FML
Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom in my dorm. After coming out of the bathroom, I realized I'd let my auto-locking door close behind me. I had to go through the whole dorm, sprint across campus in my bra and underwear, and ask someone for my spare key. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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Top comments
dragonaair 5
Crawl back inside theb, I guess.
uncbballwins 0
Hopefully you wore your cute panties that day. You know... The ones with the little bunnies on them...
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Comments (140)
ash99 0
how did you not notice you didn't have pants? really...
iMarvelous23 0
I heard turning the door knob helps
marijuanasmoker4 3
She should have used flash.
coltsluvr123 2
hundred bucks says your over exaggerating and it took 5 seconds which seemed like 5 minutes cuz u forgot your pants... just sayin..,
xrudeboyrock 29
this is written strangely.
zowieandzander77 1
wow OP you are lucky you made it! what of it took you 6 or even 7 minutes???would you have stopped half way through because you " decided to take 5 minutes"???
xrudeboyrock 29
this is written strangely.
xbarbiexdollx20 5
This is written in an odd way.. But, FYL that it took so long to get out. & YDI for not realizing you didn't have pants during the whole process..
LILCJ0725 1
chantelraneee u have a super long tongue
babycakess10 0
how do you forget to put your pants back on? ydi!!