Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him, all because I shaved my legs on a Wednesday. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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ZoroMiHawk 25
I thought he was referring to somewhere else. Much misled.
finiclepie 6
Say winters coming
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savemeSheehan 8
what an ass
Zoldyck 17
40 - I'm a girl and I have hair on my stomach, chest and back as well. I believe all women do, some more than others.
jquaw 16
Wow. You do not need to shave for anyone! Not even your legs girl. Don't feel like your ugly without shaving. Stupid media. An your face? Some girls get peach fuzz lol so what
otecasacid 22
sometimes attractiveness is important to people.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Well, the guy doesn't have to be dating her if he isn't attracted to her. Stop acting like such a victim. You know what inequality is? When a couple divorces, if there was no prenup, the wife gets to keep the house and the husband still has to support her and the kids she took. That's so common, it's cliché. We're expected to treat you work privileges such as "women and children first" in emergencies yet I don't see feminists asking to include women in the draft. You think only men expect things from women? What about all those women that expect the guy to take her on shopping sprees? There's been multiple FMLs here about women complaining that their engagement ring looks cheaper than they'd like. It's very common for the men to pay when going out on dates. And as for op: what if her boyfriend had a girly feature, like a bellly button piercing? Think she wouldn't be the last but repulsed? This thing goes both ways so please quit crying about it.
IneededAName99 5
I bet you're a landwhale, #40.
IneededAName99 5
Opps, I meant #36, not you #40. Sorry.
vikky538 29
ooch. your mous...
HowieDoIt 21
There are more words in this comment thread than there are hairs on my head.
justmeCee 16
That is really rude for him to say and I'm guessing you probably have dark hair so it just so happens that sometimes the peach fuzz is a little darker. Do not shave! If you decide to get rid it the best wax is this stuff called Parissa and its in an orange box and you just heat up the strips with your blow dryer. After dab your face with cold water, put on the mineral oil, and then use lotion so it won't go all red. Good luck and then give your rude boyfriend a smack
otecasacid 22
@57 feminism was ORIGINALLY about equality between men and women. In the first world, women aren't oppressed, they're just as privileged, if not more privileged than men. There is nothing that women are not allowed to do in the united states or nearly any western nation. That is equality. The American feminist movement is corrupted by misandristic ,often lesbian, women who see no need for men in society and so seek to oppress them. The feminist movement in america is more about trying to paint women as beings who can do no wrong and deserve everything handed to them. HOW DARE A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE NOT FIND A 300 POUND FEMALE ATTRACTIVE? It doesn't work that way. It is a guys right to decide whether or not his girlfriend is still attractive to him or not, and by offering helpful hints such as "hey, i don't find your body hair attractive" she can either choose to make changes to make him happy, or leave.