Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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lolorly 0
At least you didn't drop the soap.
CallMeHush 1
Well at least it wasn't a raccoon.
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Comments (174)
cokeorpepsi 0
I hate when spiders appear in ur shower it suks.
fatalkiss 0
yeah this is like the 47942nd fml about a spider and/or shower
PsychoMerk 0
Lol. did it die in the process as well? xD
Ajjas013 6
If 'it' is his dignity then yes. Yes it did :)
joints99 0
funny!
metalr82 0
and nobody cares
djlubel 0
i effing hate that. i keep getting harassed by a massive spider around my bedroom. it will just run around when i want to sleep, and scare the shit outta me so i have to sleep on the couch so it doesnt bite me :(
itz_towelie 6
pretty sure spiders can get on a couch...
XYZzzzzzzz 0
i once slipped in the shower, hit my head on the wall, and bees started flying out of the now loose tiles. still gives me the chills
SirWhatsHisFace 0
Was it a Daring Jumping Spider?
Lightslei 0
Get over spiders people, most of them won't bother you. Let's apply some logic. You are several thousands times the size of them (applying both width, and height). They are going to be scared of you. Oh and number 24, most spiders can climb up a couch. Means you might of actually bit one of it's leg off at some point.
Thunderbender 2
In the case the OP didnt jump and freak out, they just reached out and grabbed the shower head, which is a lot calmer than I could say I'd be :P We all know that spiders cant hurt us but their creepy as shit... like cockroaches.
Person1233 13
No ******* logic will get rid of people's fear of those nasty creatures. I don't care if it can't hurt me. If it goes near me, it can go to hell.
blitzen123 0
They are still scary. : (
3_silver_9 0
lets apply some logic. a black widow is a 1000x smaller then a human, but can kill you. size doesnt matter
Lightslei 0
1. Only female black widow spiders tend to bite males. 2. If you don't know the hourglass marking YD to be bit by one. 3. Most spiders in your house are not going to kill you.
Lightslei 0
People, it's called a shoe, or any other object that will kill them. Not to mention you've probably eaten several in your sleep and your scared of them? Also #34: I understand cockroaches, mostly because they can survive a nuclear explosion, wth type of critter is that? I think I'm going to start breeding spiders if they are going to be this effective at keeping people away. Jeez.
Ajjas013 6
People do eat an average of 8 spiders wile they're asleep. Spiders are pretty cool. But they still freak the **** out of me :P
Person1233 13
That's a myth, since spiders won't go into dark/damp places. At least that's what I heard...
blitzen123 0
I am too scared of spiders to get close enough to kill them. And...people eat spiders in their sleep? o.o
Ajjas013 6
Yes, they do. We've all eaten our fair share of spiders. Don't deny it.
blitzen123 0
Ewww! x.x
yungstunna1 0
I'm sure the op didn't bring a shoe with them into the shower
sethrazdizzle 0
ajjas is a n00b whos scared of spiders
And_Jelly 0
People eat spiders when they sleep?!?!? I'm too scared to go to sleep now =[
weritomexican 7
well I think that's only if you have spiders around so it probably rarely happens but since it's spring them BIG MOTHER F***ERS are going to start coming inside