Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML
Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML
Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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lolorly 0
At least you didn't drop the soap.
CallMeHush 1
Well at least it wasn't a raccoon.
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Comments (174)
zipperisstuck911 0
HA! Wow i totally think u need safety googles! I agree! HAHA FYL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cupcaken 0
I thought the FML wad the spider. if that happened to me, the story would be: today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I screamed, jumped in the air and then fell, falling out of the tub, breaking my arm. well, I wouldn't at all be in a cabinet with a spider.
RRC_fml 0
spiders freak me the **** out, I woulda smashed that motherfuckers head rite away
TripleR 0
F!RST
madmanonfire16 0
did u get bit lol
Efilyn 0
Eugh I loathe spiders. Sorry.
stewpididiot 11
So, I guess I just gotta ask, "did your mom have any kids that lived??? ...I mean...... sometimes I think this app should be called" I'm a ******* retard because.........." maybe there should be a redirect to the ****** Darwin awards.... Hey! You! Outta the ****** gene pool!!!!!! Hhahaahahahhaaa !!!!!
DizzyLizzy202 0
FYL, OP. Spiders are creepy, and getting soap in your eyes and bashing your head suck. :/ I feel for ya.
stewpididiot 11
Wait. What?? Ya mean ,ME??? Hey! I just calls 'em like I sees em' !!!
ski_backwards 0
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Big_Al120 0
haha, sarcasm...my favorite language