Today, while studying pictures of a cadaver for an anatomy class, I found myself jealous of its thigh gap. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML
Today, I saw a naked man for the first time in my life. It was the nude model in my art class. I was forced to draw wrinkles and fat rolls in places I didn't even know existed. FML
Today, my anatomy teacher was putting together a skeleton model for class. He had misplaced the leg bone, so I thoughtfully asked, "What's the matter, lose a leg?" Unfortunately, there's nothing thoughtful about asking that question to a guy with an amputated leg. FML
The View
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Photoshopped
Today, when I visited my grandmother at her nursing home, I was looking at pictures she had of all the grandkids. All were normal graduation pictures etc. but mine was a cutout where she made me skinnier. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Leg day
Today, a friend asked me to come with her to the art building at school so I could pose in the stance of a figure she was drawing for her exam. I obliged and sat for the pose. When the art teacher walked by, she looked at me, then at the sketch, pointed to the legs, and said, "Make them fatter". FML
Twang
Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
Today, I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we have in out biology classroom. I picked up the hand to examine the bones in the finger, and had the sudden realization that this is the only time that I have held hands with a boy. I'm a junior in college. FML
Today, a photo of my friends and me was posted in our college group. I didn't notice my legs looked enormous until my friend pointed it out. Her comment got 50 likes. FML
Top comments
Lobby_Bee 18
Never understood why the hype with thigh gaps. I mean, if you are in shorts enjoying M&Ms at the park and you dropped one. You'll be helpless watching it slip through your gap. Losing candy is such a depressing thing.
Glowworm56 27
I guess its body was to die for!
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Comments (18)
Moerighan 23
you need to get out more.
TheRealPitBoss 17
you do realize that girls with the hyped thigh gap have big vaginas.. It's not a good thing to have one.
sweetpotato301 7
Please learn more about vaginas, either for the sake of yourself or the sake of any future partners you might have.
TheRealPitBoss 17
I'm a doctor I know.
squiros 2
it has nothing to do with skeletal structure. people with thin legs will necessarily have a gap, it's impossible to have your legs touching if you have anorexia or a severe deformation. if your thighs touch, you are overweight, normal people should have a gap. this is not underweight, this is normal weight. if your thighs touch, your BMI is likely over 30, which is overweight. it's overweight because of this: http://www.journaltocs.ac.uk/index.php?action=browse&subAction=pub&publisherID=317&journalID=23996&pageb=25&userQueryID=&sort=&local_page=4&sorType=&sorCol=1 https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/02/170223124259.htm notice the implications of ctc1 protein. if you see the word 'telomerase' it almost always means 'cancer'. telomerase is repeating Adenosine residue at the end of DNA to protect it from damage during transcription. medicine didn't create an 'overweight' category to shame people, they created it because it was causing people to die. if you are overweight, you cannot be healthy by any definition. even if you're not at risk for heart disease.
sweetpotato301 7
You're hilariously wrong. I weigh just over 100 pounds and my thighs touch.
RosesThorn17 7
Apparently, I'm stupid and didn't know what I cadaver was. I made the mistake of googling image-ing it. It was a deadly mistake. :(
DanielleinDC 34
There are worse things than not having a thigh gap. Being dead is one of them.
befuddled455 9
if you're studying to be a doctor, surely you know that thigh gaps usually mean you are unhealthily underweight. and if you should also know what the dangers of being underweight can do to your health.
T1A2Z3 35
Thigh gaps are bullshit. Legs are supposed to touch.
wrenavery90 12
That's absurd.