Today, while studying with the girl I like, I rested my face on my book, pretending to be frustrated. When I lifted my head, I realized I'd left a greasy spot on the page from my nose. She noticed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, I was washing my face and I started rinsing the soap off my face with my eyes closed when I felt something gooey on my face. I opened my eyes to realize I had been rubbing snot on my face from when water got up my nose and apparently snot came down with it. FML
Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML
Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML
Today, while on a first date, I leaned in to kiss her, but my lips somehow brushed against her nose instead. I panicked and ended up kissing her forehead like a grandma saying goodbye to a child. FML
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Inkoseh 33
It's from the oils in your face and everyone has it. If she did it, the same thing would have happened. You'll get a little older and stop caring. Although, make sure you wash your face properly daily!
RoyalSafari 26
"... pretending to be frustrated." Because being frustrated makes you so much more appealing?
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Inkoseh 33
It's from the oils in your face and everyone has it. If she did it, the same thing would have happened. You'll get a little older and stop caring. Although, make sure you wash your face properly daily!
RoyalSafari 26
"... pretending to be frustrated." Because being frustrated makes you so much more appealing?
RichardPencil 32
Don't worry, Rudolph, she already noticed your nose was greasy by the way it shines. If she likes you, she'd hose you down and roll you around in flour to get you ready for a date.
Victoria Juan 5
I wouldnt worry too much about it. you sound young, young people naturally have oily skin. honestly, if you dont say anything she probably wont either. And if she decided not to hang with you after this happened then that means shes incredibly shallow and not worth it anyways!