Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
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RandomBlackMan 0
crap. I was too loud?
ollie179 21
Hey Dave...I dare you to rape glare that girl. Haha, ok but I dare you to repeat their conversation under your breath. Ha! Ok
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Comments (147)
melissa333jade 3
CREEPYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
stroudie94 9
The thing is, if you were to get off and take another bus, you would run into more wierdo's.
catnip1997 0
well obviously you didn't get raped so...
mmorgan9218 5
gotta love public transportation
bloodypanda 0
Did you hear them laughing when you got off the bus? xD
Legendslayer222 26
This is why walking or taking a bike is healthy.
ZielZone 4
The "rape glare"??? WTF?? Are you completely paranoid?? It's people like you, with an over exaggerated imagination that cause your own problems. please become a shut in, so the rest of us don't have to deal with your drivel
lulututu 4
So I guess if some random stranger is just staring at me I shouldn't be scared and I'm just being paranoid.
thiscrazything 1
Heartless
ZielZone 4
yep... paranoid. heartless? probably. doesn't matter either way, people today are completely paranoid about everything.
anonwallnut 3
And that's why I stay away from public transportation... O_o
Deathhound 27
Ehw, creepy sounding.
Suth3rnB3lla 0
Your picture..wow! Creepy!!
CrystalClearly 8
Sounds like mind control to me. Or is it brain control?