Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML
Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML
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Top comments
Gunplay 6
What a douche, dump his ass.
DocBastard 40
He didn't forget you. He CHOSE to forget you. Big difference.
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Comments (118)
mintcar 10
FML has a lot of females choosing to be with terrible men. Hope you moved on from this douche.
stephanieeDawnx 0
Well, it wouldn't be an FML if they were with good guys, would it..? "Today, me & my boyfriend were in a horrible motorbike accident. He stayed by my side the whole time I was out there & in the hospital, and even brought me get-well flowers while I was there. FML" I don't see this ^ getting approved.
CptZoe 10
Cell phones never work when needed. I mean, watch any horror movie out there! Always a lack in signal right at the wrong time!
yankfan89 27
In this case it does.
MeLuvBewbs 7
If he asks for a "motorboat", just say no, and that he might wreck you again.
1happymummy 14
What. A. Tool.
ICATiger 13
WAT???
pinkcrayola 0
This is one of the worst FMLs I've seen. You could have died if he didn't call the police immediately depending on how bad the accident was.
Kara_rated 5
Maybe he got temporary amnesia, and thought he was in a biker gang, and they left him behind when he crashed into the forest, and in his hurry to get back to them, didn't notice the random girl crashed beside him.
CradleLeena 0
What a great guy
FleshForFantasy 3
I hope he's now your ex. Now you know he won't have your back when you're in danger. You need someone who will be there for you regardless of an adrenaline rush.
shizuma_fml 3
Wow awesome I live in NY I would love to grab coffee