Today, while riding back from a weekend away with my boyfriend, we crashed his motorbike, resulting in us getting thrown over a barbed wire fence into a forest. I woke up in hospital. Apparently, in his adrenaline rush, he climbed back on his bike and continued his trip, forgetting all about me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML
Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML
Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML
Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML
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Gunplay 6
What a douche, dump his ass.
DocBastard 40
He didn't forget you. He CHOSE to forget you. Big difference.
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Comments (118)
taz1 1
Actually #114, OP is perfectly correct. A forest-like area that's not an entire forest can be referred to simply as 'forest', just like a bushy area can be called 'bush'. And going to hospital or being in hospital is correct British English, a language which has been around for a good few centuries longer than "American English". PS, no-one cares that you went to college...
Track1991 0
Damn that sucks. I hope you dumped him.
nvo 6
Dump his self absorbed ass.
hateevryone 15
dump his ass. that just shows how much he care about you.
EduJav321 24
Incest?
n_epic_fail 14
You Guy should come to Vegas!.. But remember, what happens in Vegas must be shared in multiple FML's.
Taymah49 7
Time for you to find a new boyfriend.
thensome 1
Calm down people. He might have been traumatized by the event, and can not be held responsible for his actions. Did he hit his head? We do not know. Was his psychological defense to disassociate, and hence have no knowledge of the accident? Speculation yes. But seriously, no normal person leaves a victim by the road and keeps on going, unless you are a complete psychopath.
LaUruguaya 11
He had an adrenaline rush. It's very common, you can google it =P Seriously, how was the bike still able to run? And WHY would the first instinct be to get back on? Makes no sense.
Sinsation 7
Sounds fake.