Today, while on patrol with my partner, we came across a guy getting a beat-down on the sidewalk. After restraining the attacker, we helped the victim to his feet, only for him to spit at us and call us "goddamn pigs". You're welcome, sir. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working as a plain clothes police officer, I witnessed a fight in a front yard. My partner and I intervened and clearly identified ourselves as police. Unfortunately, the two guys' mother didn't have her hearing aid in, and hit my arm with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML
Today, I was cleaning up litter from the street, when a guy asked who I work for. I said nobody and that I was just doing some community service. Before I could clarify that it was voluntary community service, he called me a "piece of shit delinquent", spat on me, and walked off. FML
Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Today, on my first day as a community support officer, a 7-foot meathead in the middle of a domestic argument told me to “piss off shorty”, and when I asked him not to swear at me, he picked me up one-handed and threw me in a builder's skip full of mud and wet cement. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
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Top comments
juan3611 14
This is why we can't have nice things.
Malfurious 17
Some people don't deserve the decency extended by others - it's good to know there are decent people like you guys looking out for others.
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Comments (95)
skittyskatbrat 19
Well, you just have to realize that sometimes, some people DESERVE their beat downs ;)
GirlGamer12345 22
Sorry OP. People suck
maskedman 9
I feel your pain. I was playing Infamous: Second Son and I helped this bus full of people get through some obstacles. Guess what happened next. Those bastards wouldn't let me on the freaking bus. Seriously??!!???
ksks1234 33
Because video games are exactly the same as real life...
FunnyChin 6
That idiot deserved to be beaten
Caelrona 8
Spitting on ANYONE is a crime. It is assault with a deadly weapon, because you never know what a random persons spit could contain. By spitting on someone you are assaulting them with a potential biohazard.
jazzy_123 20
1, for real! I'm 19 and know lots of people who always say F*** the police, my stupid brother being one of them.. F the police? yeah asshole? he (my brother) didn't say that the day he hit me and I called the police on him. That little wimp went to his friend's house to hide because he was scared! lol. And that pretty much sums up all the people who say F the police x)
flashback_fml 14
Gang initiation
SwtCherryPie 26
I hope you arrested him.
skipper2009 18
Thank you for all you do OP. I have no idea why people act like that besides the fact that they got caught.
rocker_chick23 27
You should have arrested the bastard.