Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
dyingstart 0
At least she helped you.
catatonicsleep 17
She stopped to help you....might be a good way to start a conversation with her...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (123)
pltcllyincorrect 0
P.S. Definitely cheesy chick flick worthy, though. Then it would end up that he's trying to take her job or something and just moved to the area to do so. So they hate each other for at least an hour and 15 minutes of the movie, but end up in love and getting married at the end. I should be a screen writer.
rukusrazor 0
This is how meeting people happens. I don't get all these FML's. This is a foot-in-the-door.
hot_tamale 0
I moderated this one. This definitely isn't an FML. Especially if she came up to you after you fell you make sure you were okay.
kapay 0
BFD, now she can take care of you.
fxdxhk90 0
" kids, that's how I met your mother"
shelbcz 0
that is so cute. she probably likes you even more now, and that fall was a good excuse for her to go and meet you :)
lackofcolour 0
if I was the girl in this situation, I would find the OP absolutely adorable and be even more attracted to him. this is definitely not an FML.
deee___jaaayyy 0
The FML in this is that he tottaly blew his chance of getting the girl and he posted it here :]
andy311 0
girls like that sometimes
bosco_kk 0
Next time don't try to be cool, be it. lol