Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
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dyingstart 0
At least she helped you.
catatonicsleep 17
She stopped to help you....might be a good way to start a conversation with her...
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Comments (123)
Artur_fml 0
not a FML at all. You should have asked her phone number or something.
Jaywin 3
Exactly what I thought.
artcgirl 0
at least she stopped for you. it would be worse if she kept going.
MetalCraze 11
you should ha ve gotten her number
genius_man16 1
People need to stop ******* trying to be cool! It's obviously not working. If I never see another "I tried to impress..." FML I will be very happy PS-wtf is up with my triple post
regalarius 0
I don't see the problem...free ice-breaking! Well, except the sprained ankle...so cheap ice-breaking! This looks like at the least the beginning of a friendship if you want it to be...but if you posted it on FML, the real FML here is probably that you don't.
mojomojo_fml 5
I know, right? Who approved this? Summary: "Today, a pretty girl found me attractive and funny and then touched me. FML." Go EABoD and DIAF, you PoS DB.
fxdxhk90 0
the ankle sprain sucks, but overall I think you got her notice you, so your life is not ******, it's actually pretty good.
nibas 0
dude if she helped u, ur in the game. capitalize on that
pltcllyincorrect 0
HELLO. How is this an FML?????? If she's laughing and helped you, she must think you're cute enough to not deserve a "just walk away slowly." Dumbass. Who's moderating these things???? The things I submit are actually suckish and funny.