Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
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dyingstart 0
At least she helped you.
catatonicsleep 17
She stopped to help you....might be a good way to start a conversation with her...
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Comments (123)
Equinox987 0
Where's the problem. You got to talk to her and stuff, running past her "looking cool" would have meant you ran straight past her forever and that would be the end of that. Sounds like a good thing you did fall over :)
poopydutchman 2
so true. I think it was a good thing
Fire_lights 0
So what if she was laughing, it's an awesome conversation starter! Did you at least get with her?
RespondomaticMan 0
Well... Did you get her number?
musu_fml 0
Isn't that how relationships always start in rom-com films?
Solidus_fml 0
Well, if you guys get married, least you'll have a funny story to tell your children. =D
Vasir 2
Just go "Sorry, i kinda fell for you.."
wallythedolly 0
lol did you get her number afterwards? sounds like a cute story for how you first met if you two do get together
Hustlinpimp 0
How is this an FML? She offered to help. If she walked away laughing then it would be an FML. Now you could have her come over your house everyday to ice your ankle ;)
hir23 0
Oh come on, stop whining. Learn to laugh at yourself.
markssh 0
Not an FML. Revoke!