MeaganElizabethM
Steubenville, United States
Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Anonymous
Sorry Sharon
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Anonymous
Never sneak up
Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML
smeeagain
United States
Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming dance. Outside the gym, I saw some kids drinking, so I walked over to stop them. One of them promptly spun around and punched me in the mouth. I had my ass handed to by a drunk 9th grader. FML
Braxam
United States
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
Zizi
Mosj?en, Norway
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
permanently scarred
Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML
teardrops
Australia
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
asshalf15
Hacienda Heights, United States
Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML
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hiitisbrooke 28
I wish this had more info. Was he just messing around or in the wrong place at the right time?
SecundusSecunda 27
I would assume being on a haunted trail triggered her defensive instincts, since she was probably scared and jumpy, thereby annihilating the poor kid's throat in mere seconds.
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Comments (73)
jmayer12 14
I'm one of those high-schoolers who does haunting in October...
lizisanaddict 17
Same, I adore it. Some of the costumers can be real douchdicks.
remometol 16
You made that word up!
johnny29 14
"accidentally"
Xobubblyxo 23
I know from first hand experience that they probably deserved it.
cailey1234567890 24
Hah When I was younger and worked in a haunted house. I scared someone bad enough they broke my ribs.
countryb_cth 38
Sounds like a successful haunted house to me
Geckosrock99 33
This is actually pretty common. Especially if you take/took self defense classes. I heard many stories similar to this in my classes.
Smilesalot421 10
I hear that^^
Pootato88 15
I was trying to make a joke but couldn't come up with a punchline.
SlapsKnee 12
That made me laugh too hard.
GrumpyGrinch 23
Thats what happens on haunted trails.
sighlifeman 12
he/ she sure regrets skipping school today
owlcitizen1 0
Where do they have school on Sundays?
TommyG493 11
Sunday school
owlcitizen1 0
I work at a haunted house and getting punched in the throat by dirtbags like you is not funny. If you can't control yourself enough to walk through a haunt without assulting someone (a minor no less) you shouldn't go to a haunt in the first place. That kid deserves an apology.
ladycoco8 20
He may not have known how he'd react. Could have been his first haunted house.
Fright_Master93 3
I work in a haunt too and I can say this kind of thing is all too common, people need to ignore the "fight" part of fight or flight when going through a haunt. And it's not just people who are new to the experience of going through a haunt who are physical like this, I've been socked by people who recognize me from haunts I've been in in the past. If your reaction to being scared is to punch someone like you're Bruce Lee or something then maybe haunts aren't for you, it's that simple.