Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
Sorry Sharon
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Never sneak up
Today, I was listening to some music before school started, which is why I didn't hear my teacher sneak up behind me. When she laid her hand on my shoulder, of course I accidentally punch her in the face. Her nose bled. FML
Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming dance. Outside the gym, I saw some kids drinking, so I walked over to stop them. One of them promptly spun around and punched me in the mouth. I had my ass handed to by a drunk 9th grader. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML
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hiitisbrooke 28
I wish this had more info. Was he just messing around or in the wrong place at the right time?
SecundusSecunda 27
I would assume being on a haunted trail triggered her defensive instincts, since she was probably scared and jumpy, thereby annihilating the poor kid's throat in mere seconds.
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meunluckycharms 16
I agree with #12! I run a haunted house and this weekend I was threatened by some "tough guy" for scaring the crap out of him. Haunted attractions are supposed to be enjoyable, you shouldn't go into one if you don't like the thrill of being scared. I wish OP would do a follow up because as far as I can see, FML for the kid, OP, YDI.
ChuckFricknTesta 14
I admire your choice in going for the throat. Very effective.
Smilesalot421 10
Lmao rather the kid deserved it.
Fright_Master93 3
As someone who works in a Halloween attraction I can safely say this kinda thing happens all the time, people just need to learn to control their "outbursts" when going through a haunt.
ThatOnePolarBear 13
To be entirely honest, I have done this on more than one occasion.