Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WTF? FML!
Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML
Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Ticket to ride
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
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Pleonasm 36
You should have follow up with: "I meant: how about we both get off the bus now and I'll take you back to my place, for some hot, steamy...broccoli. And more." That always works for me.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Time to turn up your hearing aid.
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Comments (90)
perdix 31
Love is blind -- it's not deaf.
friedchickenpie 14
Shakespeare was crazy – love's not blind! We all know you wouldn't have that crush if she wasn't hot. ...Then again, people weren't exactly models in the 16th century.
HowieDoIt 21
Rosa Parks' male counterpart... in the form of a jerk who won't let people sit next to him.
outoftown 27
Are you ignorant of who Rosa Parks was, or being deliberately offensive? Either way, you've got the offensive part down. Shame on you.
HowieDoIt 21
It's a joke, dude. Calm down, it's not offensive if you can grasp the concept.
RedstoneEditor 3
If you catch what I'm throwing...
skyeyez9 25
Just tell her what you told us! It isn't hard.
NickaPLZ 26
Well, I guess you deserved it for not asking her to repeat herself...
greenie213 23
She could have been the one. Now you'll never know...
Steve95401 49
The girl probably ended up going home and mindlessly masturbated to the Justin Bieber poster on her wall.
noelasis94 18
Well rudeness has become the new trend just not for the guy actually being rude don't sweat it get it next time man
buddy51 23
OP- That's a lucky cute girl- she had to ride standing up but you have to go home with yourself!
DrownedMyFish 18
I've gone over your comment several times and I still fail to understand.
buddy51 23
Let me explain..... She gets to avoid him. He has to be alone with himself. She's lucky. He's unlucky. Now do you get it? You're welcome!
APesiri 7
..... Poor bastard
mattuti 8
say something like: "you can sit here" -> problem solved