Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML
Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML
Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML
Today, I took my 5 year-old son to the barbershop. When the barber had finished with him, I told the barber, "While we're here, I might as well get a trim too." My son then exclaimed loudly inside a very full barbershop, "Dad! You don't need a haircut, you need hair!" FML
Today, my son gave me a bottle of shampoo for my birthday. I'm as bald as a coot. FML
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
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chelsearenaeee 16
What kind of Bitch does that? That's when you wait for her to fall asleep and shave her head
EsotericBrent 29
Well, looks like you won't be needing the shampoo after all. Save it for later!
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Comments (121)
Inciter 33
If my mother-in-law did that to my son, I'd lose my temper in a heartbeat. My son's not ready for his first haircut, but I know that's gonna be a special moment. She's a bitch for taking that away from you.
simsgirlgem 25
that was evil but not as bad as a teacher cutting a girls hair short who had autism because she always got food in it
MLamoreau 5
I would have beat the hell out of her and kicked her out of the house onto the street where she belongs.
Plastic_Stitchez 25
:O
DorkVader 6
how old was he?
FaguIous 22
Mother in law unscrambled: Woman Hitler
Pooks7 12
I'm so sorry!
Yatagurusu 5
His grandmothers a bitch, but it's okay the hair that a Snowflake has immediately after birth isn't really healthy and should be shaved for newer hair