Today, I crawled under a table to plug in a new lamp. When I tried to get up, I hit my head on the corner of the same table, getting me my fourth concussion in three years for trying to plug in a f***ing lamp. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
Today, I was moving into my new house. While trying to turn on the light in the bedroom, I realized I couldn't reach the string on the fan. I got a chair, climbed up, reached over, and fell badly. While writhing in agony on the floor, I looked over to see a light switch on the wall. FML
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, I was in the kitchen with my mother putting up the dishes. I went to stand up from putting a pot in a lower cabinet and hit my head on the upper cabinet she left open by accident. Hello concussion number nine. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, I'm well aware that this is my own fault, but I went to a friend's house after working late. Ran towards the friend's front door and hit my head a tree limb that I didn't see. Flipped over, landed on the lawn, and blacked out for a minute. I got up, was dizzy, tripped, and fell on friend's porch. Second concussion in a year. FML
Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
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Top comments
redscarf_fml 8
You'd think after the first three concussions you'd get a little smarter and take more precautions. Sorry about the concussion but YDI
nityasomaiya 46
Move the table, do the job, and move back the damn table. How hard is it? And if it's a connected-to-the-wall table, why do you have a plug below it?
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Comments (42)
wheresthesafety 31
How does that even happen
nityasomaiya 46
Move the table, do the job, and move back the damn table. How hard is it? And if it's a connected-to-the-wall table, why do you have a plug below it?
catanita 18
Time to buy an extension cord so you won't have to crawl under the table again.
katydid91 31
Careful! OP would have to crawl under the table again to plug it in.
lightningclicks 24
dude, you have bad luck
Oceanborn_fml 24
I wouldn't call that bad luck. More like an inability to learn from their mistakes. Also: that must be some force to get a concussion from that every time.
redscarf_fml 8
You'd think after the first three concussions you'd get a little smarter and take more precautions. Sorry about the concussion but YDI
Dale_shackleford 13
Maybe the reason he's had 4 concussions is because of first couple.
YourGrammarSucks 12
#5: Exactly what I was thinking! You would think after the FIRST concussion, he'd learn. I really hope we're all reading this wrong, and he just meant that his fourth concussion happened to be for something simple ... instead of saying he got four concussions from the same freaking table!
wheresmymary 22
You need a new system for plugging lamps in
ssnow_fml 20
Maybe you need to wear a helmet.
jen1097 25
My*
OtakuOfTheEast 14
Who are you correcting? The FML is right, so it can't be OP....
fpants2010 18
I have a neighbor who wears a helmet for various activities such as snowblowing - we call him "helmet guy." Perhaps you should get one too, because plugging in a lamp is risky business!
Coffee5555 14
you got three concussions and still didn't figure a way out to avoid being hit?? maybe wear a helmet? move the table??? stay in the darkness???