Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
Today, my cat followed me into the bathroom. While I was showering, he knocked over the storage shelf behind the toilet. The shelf was the perfect length to wedge the shower door completely closed. No one was home so I had to climb over my tall shower door all slippery and naked. FML
Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML
Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
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zOMGitsdc 0
Well, at least your pussy's clean!
Intoxicunt 6
Your cat was watching you shower? What a creep. Tell him he has to pay for his voyeuristic tendencies or get out.
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Comments (126)
darkmis1 18
The OPs cat isn't stupid-he was just curious and wanted to see what his owner was doing, then when he fell in, his first instinct was to get outta there and grabbed the closest thing to him.
DrunkenValor 0
YDI for giving your cat a peep show, I mean honestly. When my cat joins me for a hot shower I make sure it can't squirm.
troll_destroy_er 0
lmao hey op look at the bright side.. Least u still have your nipples! new category "pets gone wild"?
aback 5
Look on the bright side--he'll probably never do that again.
Intoxicunt 6
Mine. He's been fixed since he was a wee kitten, and is the most feminine of all my cats, though the other two are female. Other than him, though, yeah. If I were a cat, I would claw up someone's legs to get what I want. Hehe, "intoxicating" + "****" = Yay, my username!
jessxoxo28 5
ur cat watches u shower? lol!
Krystakitty 0
fat cat? he needs a diet
klesskapet 0
Lool! Your cat is just as fat and stupid as mine. Definately a cat with personality 8-)
mooneydriver 0
Our 18 pound cat got his claw stuck in my girlfriend's eyelid last night. FHL
kellster 2
You let your cat be in the bathroom while you're in there? That's very odd. It's good for people and their pets to have boundaries.