Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
Today, my cat followed me into the bathroom. While I was showering, he knocked over the storage shelf behind the toilet. The shelf was the perfect length to wedge the shower door completely closed. No one was home so I had to climb over my tall shower door all slippery and naked. FML
Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML
Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
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zOMGitsdc 0
Well, at least your pussy's clean!
Intoxicunt 6
Your cat was watching you shower? What a creep. Tell him he has to pay for his voyeuristic tendencies or get out.
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Comments (126)
leasha12111 0
your cat is a perv watching you shower and all
ladiesman14 0
one of my FB's has 2 big cats like this. they love staring when i do her on the floor doggy style. they freeze up when they see my 9 inch johnson. of course most girls do too.
failur_hatur 0
dude you ever bother to read the ruler your probably usin the cm so the girls freeze up when you so it to them in the middle of the park and tell your pimply zit fill virgin fat ass to go home
depressedunicorn 0
yeah ur a failur and he hates u for that
depressedunicorn 0
thats what you get for raising a fattie...even the cats here in America get a bad rep for being fat
PrincesaHannah 0
Hahaha .. YDI for having a smart, fat cat :D
sayheyyybabe 0
Wow. Anyone who thinks they deserve it is SO wrong and has obviously never owned a cat before. Your cat is a fatty, and you should probably put it on a diet so that no health problems occur if it gets fatter. Also, CATS CLIMB WITH THEIR CLAWS. Meaning that to climb the owner's legs, a very heavy cat sunk it's sharp claws onto their bare legs, which HURTS. Also, some cats follow their owners into the bathroom. But you should have splashed a few droplets of water on your cat while it was on the edge of the shower, this could have been avoided. But it's just so painful I can't click YDI.
Go_L_Den 0
YDI for having an 18 pound cat
fashionloverno1 0
awhh!!!! well atleast the kitty is ok :)
LaurenCMcCoy 17
Lol that happened to my brother a few months ago. He still has scars.
kristi_nisbett 0
ydi for even owning a cat. ew
Mmarion_fml 6
Stop with the stupid comments about owning cats or dogs. Everybody is free to have the pets they like as long as it doesn't bother/endanger people. Though I can't see myself owning a snake or a tarantula ^^