Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
Today, my cat followed me into the bathroom. While I was showering, he knocked over the storage shelf behind the toilet. The shelf was the perfect length to wedge the shower door completely closed. No one was home so I had to climb over my tall shower door all slippery and naked. FML
Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML
Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
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zOMGitsdc 0
Well, at least your pussy's clean!
Intoxicunt 6
Your cat was watching you shower? What a creep. Tell him he has to pay for his voyeuristic tendencies or get out.
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Comments (126)
hazelwolfeyes 0
AWWW poor kitty!
Syn_fml 0
YDI for letting your cat get to 18 pounds.
Maygen 5
Not all cats are unhealthy at 18lbs. I had a cat who was healthy weight of 20lbs (he was part maine coon, a very large breed of domestic cat)
mooneydriver 0
My cat weighs 18 pounds and is very lean. What would be grossly overweight for an american Shorthair is on the low end of average for some breeds.
Trevortni 0
He put on extra weight when he fell into the shower anyway.
Koalafrau_fml 0
I had a cat (ordinary, not a main coon or any big race) that weighed 19.8 pounds although he wasn't fat at all, he only had muscles from hunting a lot and really looked like a miniature panther!
lordmoe 0
I had a cat that peaked a little over 20 lbs but wasn't fat ( I have no idea what kind of cat though), he was just a huge cat, as in really long, tall and had very wide shoulders.
_THE_MASTER_ 0
yah dude, my cat is expected to grow to over 20 lbs. he is a big breed though. and there's no problems with him falling into water, neways, cause he loves it. seriously. check out some of the results you get on google for "turkish van" they're beastly lookin(as far as cats go, anyways lol) and they absolutely love water. most bizzare thing.
lahp 0
i like kittys :D
miss_obsessive 0
ouch...what's with the cats and their obsession with watching people while they are in the shower? my cats do that too, but thankfully,they do not fall in :D
turtles1321 0
me to! :D
Maygen 5
My cat used to watch me shower and then slowly it progressed to her playing with the water with her paws, getting her head wet, etc and now she just freaking jumps in with me whenever I shower. Weird cat I know. Luckily she never freaked out and clawed me. That would hurt like hell, FYL.
woah102 0
haha #1
kaelendra 0
next time the cats on the edge don't let kitty stay there
plexico 4
What healthy male can resist an intoxicating, er, ******? (A reply to an Intoxicunt comment that comes and goes)
metal27928 2
That's what you get for, A) Having a stupid cat, B) Making your cat obese.
vabeach94 0
really ? wow, irrelevance ..
MangaFreakXxX 0
How many FMLs are there about cats jumping on legs/genitalia?