Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
Today, my cat followed me into the bathroom. While I was showering, he knocked over the storage shelf behind the toilet. The shelf was the perfect length to wedge the shower door completely closed. No one was home so I had to climb over my tall shower door all slippery and naked. FML
Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML
Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
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zOMGitsdc 0
Well, at least your pussy's clean!
Intoxicunt 6
Your cat was watching you shower? What a creep. Tell him he has to pay for his voyeuristic tendencies or get out.
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Comments (126)
ILoveSoda 0
lol my cat always wants to come into the shower too. I think he is fascinated by water. FYL for having a clumsy cat
teebonehead 0
That is creepy you let your cat watch you shower , and your cat is a meat gazer ! Y D I
_THE_MASTER_ 0
lolz. get rid of it and get one like mine. He LOVES water. jumps right in if you fill the tub for him. read up on them, they're called Turkish Vans.
AnnieFrannie 0
YDI for having such a fat ass cat.
cm27_fml 1
this made me laugh simply because this is something that would happen to me, thank god that my cats aren't that heavy
DameGreyWulf 1
Cat may not be fat, it may be a large breed or at least mixed with one. I had a mixed cat that definitely had Maine Coon in it (some tell-tale signs) and that kitty was huge! He was declawed by his previous owners, so he would sometimes punch instead of swipe, and by god did he punch...
amethyst42 0
Been there, done that!
elisa_sanchez91 0
YDI for having a cat
ladiesman14 0
18 pounds ? are you sure thats not a hairy kid like chaca on old land of the lost trying to climb up your legs ?
cmac86 24
jeez an 18 pound cat?! are you easing a tiger or do you just feed it like it's the apocolypse? that cat knows the saying: where dies an 18 pound cat go? anywhere it damn well pleases.
Neesalun 20
My cat is 16 pounds. Her momma and siblings were the same. Long and tall. I've got plenty of scars from her getting freaked out over the stupid things. Totally sucks since your cat didn't do it on purpose to hurt you.