Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I was on a nature hike and had to use the bushes as a restroom. In doing so I stepped on an ant hill and ended up with my shorts around my ankles, dancing the Twist to fend off the ants. FML
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
Today, I went on a date at the park. Have you ever felt dozens of ants swarming up your legs and back? I have now. FML
Today, something flew up the back of my shorts while I was at work. I now have itchy hot welts the size of my palm coating the back and inside of both my upper thighs. FML
Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
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TJRoy 44
Hopefully they avoid your intimate bits and you don't do a strip tease in front of young children.
Cass_x 22
Ugh I hate ants. Tiny creatures from hell D:
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Comments (62)
TJRoy 44
Hopefully they avoid your intimate bits and you don't do a strip tease in front of young children.
Lebush 27
I understand this reference! Two ant and shorts related gardening FMLs within a week! They need to make some sort of public service announcement or something that people need to wear pants in the garden.
Mitchellbassists 29
Luckily that disaster was avoided, although quite a few climbed up closer than comfort. I actually did do somewhat of a strip tease when flailing around spraying myself with the hose. I live far enough away from any neighbors nobody saw.
AndrewMoreira14 19
I love the reference!!! Lmfaoo
candygirl2015 12
Did it turn u on? ;)
abNormal62 23
Well if they hit into or onto your shorts then I'm sure this could be anti-climaxtic
Gabilliam 19
Those ants are homeless now and it's all your fault, you monster!
_guy_j 12
RUN THEM OVER AGAIN AND AGAIN WITH THE LAWN MOWER
Nickt21 11
**** everyone who voted thumbs down go to hell
cutycat136 28
Pain is just weakness leaving the body op
nhaba1214 19
That's gotta hurt.....
TheBelt 19
I just hate ants! Oh well, I hope your not around children, because I would not want to do a strip tease in front of them.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Ouch
quesok 22
Ant it fun, ant it fun, living in the ant world