Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Today, I was on a nature hike and had to use the bushes as a restroom. In doing so I stepped on an ant hill and ended up with my shorts around my ankles, dancing the Twist to fend off the ants. FML
Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
Today, I went on a date at the park. Have you ever felt dozens of ants swarming up your legs and back? I have now. FML
Today, something flew up the back of my shorts while I was at work. I now have itchy hot welts the size of my palm coating the back and inside of both my upper thighs. FML
Today, I decided to sunbathe in my backyard in an attempt to be healthy. The result? Insect bites over my body. Somehow, despite being fully clothed the entire time, my scrotum also received several bites. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML
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TJRoy 44
Hopefully they avoid your intimate bits and you don't do a strip tease in front of young children.
Cass_x 22
Ugh I hate ants. Tiny creatures from hell D:
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Comments (62)
TheElderTROLLZ 15
**** those ants up via baseball bat, obviously the only and most effective way by far.
lil_juggalette 15
ydi pay more attention next time! you're using a vehicle and should be more careful
momac86 17
Puts a new meaning to ants in your pants
magickiss87 22
That's why it's always best to west pants while mowing a lawn!
Ryan777777777 15
The ants come marching 1 by 1....
rvontr88 21
Gasoline and a lighter are the only things that work against those little bastards.
rosebisram2003 8
when was it ever a good idea to mess with fire ants?!?
marcbjonson 7
careless is the operative word. how can anything you cause be a fml? fmls should be reserved for things outside of your control. when you cause it, it is ifu. i f'd up, not fml.
Fui007 3
Better than them getting in your long jeans and jumper ??
Jenny_Casket 3
Well I guess you could say you were in a ANTSY situation!