Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
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Top comments
chanellgymnast 17
If you were about to sneeze, why didn't you pull away from kissing him.....?
Paras_800 27
I would love to be there when you explain what happened to the doctor.
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Comments (35)
wakemeupplease 21
Someone hit you with a chair? It's more like you walk into a wall lol
91hayek 31
One of you must have a mustache. Hair tends to do that. Pubes too.
shemademedoit 20
hey this isn't wrestling....... or is it ;)
DerpyChap 9
Bless you, want a Kleenex?
tranced_ 45
What's with all these fmls regarding breaking a jaw or nose or balls while making out or so!? is sex not safe anymore huh?
Pyneapple 19
Caaaan you feeeel the looove toooniiiiight... That's a romantic way to get hurt. Sorry about you and your boyfriend though. Wish you two the best of luck!!!
bdsmslave 18
After discovering FML, I'm afraid to leave my house. I've also become scared of relationships, my job, my parents and my cat. Now you can add sneezing to that list.
thejonac 21
hope you and your bf feel better !! but btw if you felt it or feel it coming next time try to pull away or sth so neither of you'll get hurt
sylverdrag_fml 9
Self defense move of the week, the sneeze!
Clinky92 18
Well I'm sure he had a smashing time.