Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
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AnneFTW 17
LOL he needs to learn when to stop talking XD
woahcomments 0
compliment fail.
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Comments (88)
tech42er 0
Sweetie, you're assuming he meant "I really like your eyes because they help your face, which is otherwise hideous." But that's not what he said. He probably meant "I really like your eyes, they really help make make your face the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." Sure, he bungled the words, but this is not an FML. Cut him some slack if he really likes you. Maybe your looks have simply rendered him unable to form coherent sentences ;)
chewyy_fml 0
i lol'd
paulinaaasaid 0
you should read between this isn't an FML :) he meant well :D
begrunge 0
What do you bet he submits an FML soon that says "i tried to compliment my girlfriend but screwed up and said they "really help her face". now she's pissed. FML"? He probably didnt mean it that way.
Andy_King 0
haha poor guy probably meant to say they compliment or something. this happens a lot. guys can be awkward sometimes. get over it its how we are
BrannFYR 0
ya know, I'm sick of all these emo FMLs... I mean seriously how is your BF or GF bungling a compliment or insulting you make your life F'd? Speaking as someone who has been married for years I can't even tell you the amount of times I have been insulted (sometimes on purpose!) by my spouse! People are not going to be 100% graceful with words 100% of the time. Get thicker skin or spend your entire life feelings sad and getting your feelings hurt!
Superhero_Girl 0
Who says that?
mlif_iilwafyog 0
#58 Someone who's not good with words
exthalion 0
its true. picture your face without your eyes. looks aweful. also, they are often the highlight because they can't get acne :)
furrylala 0
lOLOLOLS. ah im sorry ....