Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
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Top comments
AnneFTW 17
LOL he needs to learn when to stop talking XD
woahcomments 0
compliment fail.
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Comments (88)
mlif_iilwafyog 0
#31, i highly doubt it. you're a girl, we guys think and word things differently, only, he wasn't aware that we do.
queenzgirl 0
your boyfriend is a jackass..girl u should dump him.if he cant be sweet he shouldnt say anything.
jshen 0
Pfft give him a break, he probably just worded it wrong. Maybe it's not what he meant
Sens_fan9 0
LOL funny. He worded it wrong. I think he just meant "I like your eyes it makes your face shine" or something.
LifeSux19 0
He probably didn't mean it the way you thought he did.
ChelseaAnn08 0
OMG! I would slap him!! But I agree with #36...he probably didn't mean to come out like that...unless he's a total jackass. And if he did mean it like that...you should dump him.
theanonimouse 0
It's "complement." ComplEment. A compliment is something nice or positive you say about someone. A complement is something that completes or improves the object - for example, "Your eyes really complement your face." For all the supposed grammar nazis that roam this site, I'm really disappointed that no one else managed to point out this one.
Stephaniie_fml 0
Haha, you're boyfriend is an ass. Compliment = epic fail.
nodbor 11
my eyes help my face all the time too
random_user 0
he probably meant "your eyes really complement your face"