Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
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Top comments
AnneFTW 17
LOL he needs to learn when to stop talking XD
woahcomments 0
compliment fail.
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Comments (88)
xClarkGable 0
Your boyfriend doesn't suck, he probably just has a hard time expressing himself. I agree that he probably meant to use the word 'compliment' instead of 'help'.
BillieJ 0
Oh, you know what he meant, he just had poor word choice.
fatalscape 0
lol. he has no tact. he is probably the type of guy will tell you exactly what he means and you wont do anything about it. he obviously knows your not going anywhere if all you did was post on this site. gl with that. facebookthis.mybrute.com
mylamesauce 0
i don't think this is an fml?i agree with 16, he just didn't know how to word it.in any case, be thankful you have nice eyes =p
JMania 0
Case of deliberate misinterpreting in order to come up with an FML to put up here.
rukusrazor 0
Sometimes we don't think things through perfectly when we compliment, I'm sure that's what was intended. Quite reading so much into nothing.
MOL_fml 0
I like your boyfriend :P
livlifelaugh7 4
back off he's mine;) haha
mlif_iilwafyog 0
it helps your face, but it doesn't mean your face sucked to begin with duh~ he just phrased it wrong
MakinBacon 0
I don't get it. Is he saying that your eyes and the rest of your face look really good together? If so, that doesn't sound like an FML. Could someone please explain this for me?
losergirl 0
hahahaa nice. He should have stopped talking while he was ahead [: #30, he was saying that her eyes helped her face look pretty. Not that they went really good together, that her face was ugly but her eyes weren't.