Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
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Top comments
AnneFTW 17
LOL he needs to learn when to stop talking XD
woahcomments 0
compliment fail.
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Comments (88)
scott_m319 0
You're probably so gorgeous that he got intimidated, messed up what he was trying to say, and it came out completely the wrong way. It's a hella embarrassing mistake to make, and the scary thing is, I could see myself making that mistake as well. Also, #33 needs to lighten up, #60 raises a very valid point, and #38 is now a hero to me.
stephd2010 0
wow... he sounds like a dick..
iluvjk13 0
Awh. At least he tried. (: "Today, I tried to compliment my girlfriend, who isn't that pretty but I love her for what's on the inside. She got mad and posted it on FML. FML." See?
Tech_Sting 0
My boyfriend constantly jumbles up words and it's never been a big thing for me. I think his eyes compliment his face and he thinks my eyes compliment mine. I have, however, lashed out a bit when he has said the wrong things but he's very careful what he says because he hates seeing me upset (:
BabiGirl143 0
ouch burn.....but #52 is rite cut him some slacks he mite have not meant it that way?
tochi9078 0
hahahaha
wriptidez 0
narutou546 4
at least he is honest
kaylapple 1
your boyfriend is horrible.
KeiIshiyama 10
He is right, ya know. Without eyes, your face would have the major flaw of not being able to see anything. It's a good thing you've got eyes.