Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. After looking at me for a while he said, "you look better when I'm not wearing my contacts". FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend and he brushed my hair out of my eyes. Then he smiled and said, "Your eyes are two different colors right now. One's blue, one's green…" I was so happy he still noticed the little things. Then he finished his sentence with, "…ya know, like a dog." FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, I was making out with my new boyfriend when he pulled away and looked me deeply in the eyes, he smiled and said, "I don't care what anyone else says, I think you're beautiful." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
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AnneFTW 17
LOL he needs to learn when to stop talking XD
woahcomments 0
compliment fail.
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Comments (88)
lnm701 0
Haha this is such a typical idiot boy thing to say. He's a dumbass, but I wouldn't take it too much to heart.
JFox 8
I THINK he meant to say "compliment." Like.. "that shirt really compliments your eyes," ya know ? >_
lolololcheese 0
hahaha, i love boys. they're so stupid.
Six_and_the_Moon 3
#2 TTWROOMM. Indeed.
wallythedolly 0
Aw, maybe he meant "compliment" your face or something and just didn't know how to say it.
Jaxro 6
You BF has a wicked sense of humor.
antimony 0
not an fml.
sterling_silver 0
... maybe he just has a problem with communication... maybe...
Callyn 47
So not an FML. He was saying your eyes are gorgeous and make your face pretty too. He didn't say that your face was ugly or anything.
ladedum 0
hahahahahahahahah awwes.. he had good intentions.