Today, I’m married to a man who thought Trump had several good ideas but just went about it the wrong way, but he’s sure he’ll do better next time when he takes the White House back from Biden. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I finally had a decent boyfriend. He didn’t seem like an emotionally unavailable alcoholic like my past boyfriends. Then I found out he’s an unemployed Trump supporter. FML
Today, I now accept how stupid I was to marry a man whose plans for the future all start with, "When I win the lottery…" FML
Today, it's been a year since my wife agreed to an open marriage. A friend said at the time that she would get a lot more sex than me, and would end up leaving me. I ignored him because he's a basement dwelling Trump supporter who's never had a girlfriend. Turns out he was completely right. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé got married. He left me at the altar last year because the thought of marriage and “taking such a big step” scared him. He’s only been with his new girlfriend for 6 months. Apparently I’m not good enough to marry. FML
Today, I realized my husband is a completely different person than when we married. It’s only been three and a half years since we eloped. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, I found out that my mother-in-law thinks that Trump is the "best man to walk the earth since Jesus," and that he's "fighting the deep state who's in control of the fake news." She tried to indoctrinate me. FML
Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me, and my husband were three different people. FML
Today, I got to hear from my coworkers that my marriage to my partner won’t last long because I found and married him in tech school. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
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redbandit0315 1
You’ve got a smart husband
RichardPencil 32
Hand your husband divorce papers and say, "You're fired."
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Comments (10)
tipsyone 22
Honestly it sucks to find out your partner has backwards mentality this late in life! Nothing about Trump makes sense! Sucks to be you OP
therealtruman 9
Oh yes, Biden is doing so well for your country.
Plop 17
Considering the shit show he inherited and the cult-like mindset of most of the GOP, Biden is actually doing rather decently. So far he's managed to pass several massive packages that will help boost growth, overall economic activity, and improve the lives of 10s of millions of Americans. Compare that to Trump wasting billions on his useless wall, handing out $2 trillion to the super wealthy and large corporations with his tax break plan. All he ever did was ride the tide of economic growth that Obama left him, and squander all of it over his management (or rather, absolute lack thereof) of Covid. So yes, Biden's doing ok, but Americans are more interested in dog-whistles and race-baiting from the GOP & Fox.
And1 12
Hold onto him, you got a good’un!
RichardPencil 32
Hand your husband divorce papers and say, "You're fired."
Wadlaen 24
Well, I wish you the best of luck in your marriage!😅
redbandit0315 1
You’ve got a smart husband
tc201002 11
Rather have mean tweets than someone who can barely put a sentence together. But that’s just my opinion