Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
*sigh* It seems you can't escape duck faces anywhere. That stupid face ruins any photo.
TallestThoughts 12
BANG!
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Comments (340)
oh_the_karma 12
Woooowwwwww way to ruin the memories!!! Fyl for sure OP!! I think it much be time for you to invest in photoshop!!
kalbrek009 20
152, sounds to me that you and all the other ducklings are in denial...anyone who has ever though that the duck face pucker thing was cute, were either..immature, idiots, mentally ill, mentally handicapped, in self denial of it's overwhelming stupidity to begin with, just simply a-holes, or a combination of any/all of the above...so, girls/ladies....get over yourselves (those of you who believe that the duck face is acceptable) & stop the self denial (of the fact that the duck face is completely stupid & makes even the most beautiful of you look straight up UGLY....& NOBODY can "rock" a duck face!
AnneeSo 6
Indeed fyl.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
One day you'll look through those again with your children and laugh ;)
codkid15 0
Hows that an fml? thats funny :p
ghostlilac 25
89 - Hate to burst your bubble, but FMLs go through a whole moderating process before they're posted. A lot of other people had to vote "Yes", not just you.
BaconBoy75 2
Oh my. What the duck?!?!
JackeeDawn 9
Was it a shot gun wedding??
theevilduchess 12
So did you not take pictures with your wife before you were married? Wouldn't you notice something like that? You brought this on yourself. Sad duck face.
mars13_fml 8
Awww :( I'm sorry maybe she just didn't take it that seriously. You should ask her why she did that