Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
*sigh* It seems you can't escape duck faces anywhere. That stupid face ruins any photo.
TallestThoughts 12
BANG!
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Comments (340)
girlwithmoodeyes 0
you better get that woman to the quack. ;]
ccassell 0
"Honey, whered you put the shotgun?"
DiruKitty18 8
This actually maked me sad, she is probobly going to regret that.
Pigeon89 34
Wonder how long it'll take her to regret it though?
perdix 31
You shouldn't pay the photgrapher's *lowers sunglasses* bill.
perdix 31
Y'know a duck's nose is called its bill, right?
Pigeon89 34
You're missing the "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
deransc 19
I see what ya did there
donnie111 12
Shes too young for you...
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for marrying that dumb ass
perdix 31
You shouldn't pay the photographer's . . . bill.
perdix 31
Sorry for the repeat. I thought the "lowers sunglasses" version got deleted.
jose18 3
Attention all women biting your lip while taking a photo is sexy duck face's are not
Shadow_Phantom 26
"Rabbit season!" "DUCK SEASON, FIRE!" Also, FYL.
DuffleBagHero 4
I think of it as a funny face too make, plus, puckering up your lips is a great picture one could send to their boyfriend , with their hand out. In the expression that she is blowing him a kiss. It's never been that serious guys. I mean I know some girls may look ugly doing it, but some could also rock a picture like that :O