Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
*sigh* It seems you can't escape duck faces anywhere. That stupid face ruins any photo.
TallestThoughts 12
BANG!
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Comments (340)
nikkiruth94 8
Well that sucks!
eyecon502 13
And what stupid look did you make in each one? For every duckface, there's a douchebag behind it.
kalbrek009 20
87, you make that comment as though you speak from DECADES of purposeful experience....I'd almost forgotten what the douchebag look was...that is, until I saw your profile picture.
laden_swallow09 35
Does Elmer Fudd know about this? IT'S DUCK SEASON!
Heinousness 0
I get it! I am also glad because this is the first FML I moderated to make it through(or at least I think so)
hereinnc 12
hahhahahahahaha I shouldn't laugh but really...YDI she could NOT have just busted out the duckface for the first time ever on your wedding day. A girl who will bust out the duck face in her wedding photos is a girl who has a facebook FULL of duckface photos. So you had to have known that duckface was part of her photo taking look. Sucks but true. I'm sure she is beautiful but seriously duckface is the worst look ever!
ZippandButtons 7
What sense does that make? These aren't everyday Facebook photos, these are WEDDING photos. Y'know, two people legally bound into a relationship for the rest of their natural lives? You don't just whip out the duckface and think it's supposed to be all sunshine and candy.
lauralavenderbab 0
Nice.
fuckmebutdontfml 16
"It's rabbit season, no it's duck season...rabbit season, Duck season FIRE!!!" (the looney tunes)
Colecto_fml 26
"(looney tunes)" You don't say??
fuckmebutdontfml 16
I'm sending Yosemite Sam for you, in payback for that one
chevyboy1122 9
Either way "a hunting we will go a hunting we will go" *insert elmer fudd here*
newburton13 26
What is it with blondes and duck faces? Show them to her boss and all your friends.
MysticKnight 3
like this? -_____________-
psych10 4
Bang!