Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I discovered my wife has a YouTube channel dedicated to 20 second videos of her wearing a fake mustache and making weird sounds. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
*sigh* It seems you can't escape duck faces anywhere. That stupid face ruins any photo.
TallestThoughts 12
BANG!
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Comments (340)
DocBastard 40
Is she Daffy? Did she think everyone would quack up at that face? She seems to have a psychiatric mallardy.
Trix_Disorder 20
Three in one! Well done.
lyssa_jean 7
no, its daisy, daffys gf:)
OhLohd111 11
*Donald's gf. Daisy is Disney and Daffy is Looney Toons.
carnage1108 0
Gooby pls
KawiRacer69 5
shes my girlfriend?
Heinousness 0
It's not the stupid Disney version Donald Fauntleroy (that's really his middle name) Duck. It's definitely Loony Tunes Daffy Sheldon( again, real middle name) Duck
KiddNYC1O 22
When will girls learn?!
ReesieBanana21 12
Hey! I am a gurl you know!! xD
mk58 31
You're a gurl, not a girl, 94. He's not talking about you.
TheGothGamerGirl 20
Never obviously!
KiddNYC1O 22
111- I am a him!
mk58 31
Ugh! FML, Y U BEING WEIRD? 140, my comment was directed at ReesieBanana.
llamafish 25
Ducks are adorable. Duck faces are abominations.
Azula272 14
Only 12 year olds do that. Or women trying to be pseudo sexy. It's ugly.
llamafish 25
Or 12 year olds trying to be pseudo sexy.
kandi_kid69 15
It's basically an ugly face that girls/women without any sense tend to make.
DuffleBagHero 4
45- I don't make that face and I consider myself a woman . The way you structured your sentence wasn't very good.
kandi_kid69 15
190- I specifically said "without any sense." I was not talking about women in general. :/
MedKits 9
190 - Youre only included in his exclusion if you're "without any sense". So, I guess the question you have to ask yourself here is, do you have any sense? Because you act like you don't.
kandi_kid69 15
Her*
asherah14 7
I can't stand the duck face! I can't wait until it passes and women stop making it. It's not cute or sexy and just makes you look stupid.
TheBibo14 0
I know how that feels. My son mooned someone in their wedding.
samtlr92 0
Epic!
laden_swallow09 35
Hardly.
white16sox 19
Time to go duck hunting. I just realized someone made this comment. * braces self for thumbs down*
The_Hitdude 12
If you had time to realize that someone already made the comment, why use it anyway? SMH
KiddNYC1O 22
26 lacked editing skills, that's why.
The_Hitdude 12
But it's not like they replied under their comment. It was on the same comment. He definitely had the opportunity to, just didn't take advantage of it.
gibbyguppy 0
Have a thumbs up instead
white16sox 19
I realized my mistake but didn't manage to think of a better comment so I just posted that.
DuffleBagHero 4
It's not that serious geez calm down
Mirorbo 27
You got married to a non-photogenic teenager?
8on8on 2
*Uploads on Facebook
mishmomo 4
If it's early enough you can get your marriage annulled. What a waste of money on the pictures, though.
taradeborde87 3
@29, I hope you're joking.. Yeah, it really sucks that she did that in every single picture, but an annulment, really? I'd be pretty upset, and it was a huge waste of money on pictures for her to do that in all of them, but to get an annulment?! Geeze...
DKjazz 20
geese*
taradeborde87 3
Really?
DuffleBagHero 4
Lol actually it's geez , or jeez I mean, whatever floats your boat
BeThePanda 1
144 was clearly making a duck joke.
cryssycakesx3 23
goose joke*