Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I was walking up some stairs and heard a noise as if someone was following me. The faster I went, the louder the noise got. I was too scared to realize that it was just my thighs causing my jeans to chafe. FML
Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging again for the first time in months. I made it one block before tripping over the curb. I fell so hard, my phone flew out of my pocket and hit a parked car, setting off its alarm. I ran off when I saw house curtains all around me start to twitch. FML
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Today, I'm training for my first half marathon so I went for a run in a busy park. I tripped on a completely flat path in front of about twenty people. Not only did I fall, but my wireless earbuds flew out dramatically in opposite directions. Some wise ass golf clapped. FML
Today, I thought my knee hurt because of over exercising in the gym. Then I remembered it was because I smacked it against my chair so hard I crumbled down and couldn't move for 5 minutes. And how I remembered? I did it again. FML
Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
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Calivale 7
2 choices! 1)Keep jogging 2) turn the music up!
Moota 9
You're jogging those thunder thighs off though, so it's okay OP!
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Comments (193)
FriscoKidz 10
You'll notice that the more you run, the softer the clapping will get.
lajaynay 15
Motivation to continue running?
KRS_13 0
Baby ima be your motivation..
FlyingWhisps 5
I guess it's a good thing you're jogging, then. Keep it up and you'll never hear your thighs clap again!
Goldenjet87 3
that's the sound of success
MerkathonPro 0
No offense, but start with a treadmill...
chili10 18
Why, if she's already jogging?
niplipsip 9
jogging outside is actually more effective. you've got wind resistance, different levels of friction, alternating inclines, etc etc..
ewputthataway 0
I thought there was a machine that did that to..the treadclimber, wasn't it? Idr.
travisl243 0
thunder thighs
cherrygurl101 0
Fuc yea
trollfaced 2
It's the sound of success!
jessicahpippi 7
Awe >.< I hope all that jogging will pay off soon! Just believe in yourself :D
FYLDeep 26
Well I'm sure you're well on your way to being in good shape. There's no way I could run for an hour straight.
hateevryone 15
keep on jogging.