Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML
Today, I was walking up some stairs and heard a noise as if someone was following me. The faster I went, the louder the noise got. I was too scared to realize that it was just my thighs causing my jeans to chafe. FML
Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML
Today, I decided to start jogging again for the first time in months. I made it one block before tripping over the curb. I fell so hard, my phone flew out of my pocket and hit a parked car, setting off its alarm. I ran off when I saw house curtains all around me start to twitch. FML
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Today, I'm training for my first half marathon so I went for a run in a busy park. I tripped on a completely flat path in front of about twenty people. Not only did I fall, but my wireless earbuds flew out dramatically in opposite directions. Some wise ass golf clapped. FML
Today, I thought my knee hurt because of over exercising in the gym. Then I remembered it was because I smacked it against my chair so hard I crumbled down and couldn't move for 5 minutes. And how I remembered? I did it again. FML
Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
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Calivale 7
2 choices! 1)Keep jogging 2) turn the music up!
Moota 9
You're jogging those thunder thighs off though, so it's okay OP!
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Comments (193)
towelyey 0
FATTY FATTY BOOMBALATTY! :)
tyghl55 4
Haha well I'm glad you're out there jogging and getting rid of that shit
saw92cus 0
wear basketball shorts when you run! the fabric will stop it
arbutusblossom 0
Free motivation? :D
dougiemac2014 1
Id run more but the sound of my thighs scraping together hurts my ears. -chris griffin
tdawg4200 0
FATTY!
dmplayer91 0
Thats ok you can be my new BFAF my big fat ass friend
bgdkmcgee 10
Well, at least you're jogging....
fuzz97 23
THUNDER THIGHS
HAY_JAY2013 12
Lol that sucks turn up the music so you dont hear that lol that means you legs are getting fat :p