Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML
Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML
Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
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Top comments
rogerover 19
Fart right back at her! Bitch!
EpicSquishii 21
I'd have been really immature about it and made fart noises for every step she took out out of the restroom.
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Comments (85)
etishuman22 32
I just would have said "Right, because that nasty brew was my own. She who denied it, supplied it!".
Schiffy 18
Maybe she was talking about you washing your hands...
Slawter16 24
"Aahhh, how dare you wash your hands, in a bathroom, in the presence of a lady! ...Even though you are also a lady."
MrPortalFan 21
You should've said, "Oh I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that when I fart the sound and smell come from THE ******* STALL."
Reesienpiper 4
You should have brewed one up on the way out... maybe a crop dust would have sealed it.
grashopper8 7
That's ridiculous. A bathroom is for peeing and farting and ********. Get over it ladies! Take pride in your poops! -a girl
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol that kid is a troll.
Boopycat 15
Ghost in the stalls
luberdoodles 10
probably was another woman in there a while neither of you knew about
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Uh...it's the bathroom...why does it ******* matter if you fart, or shit? Like WTF how did this male it to FML.
stevothedevo 25
What a little grot