Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML
Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML
Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
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Top comments
rogerover 19
Fart right back at her! Bitch!
EpicSquishii 21
I'd have been really immature about it and made fart noises for every step she took out out of the restroom.
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Comments (85)
leogachi 15
And this bothers you why? Just be like, "What an idiot," and move on with your life.
sugarbreeze 5
I don't don't understand why people post comments like these. It bothers her because it was rude and then blames her for it.
leogachi 15
I understand that it was rude, but until Op decided to tell people nobody even knew it happened. There's no need to be embarrassed or angry because there weren't any onlookers.
SkyDog 9
If that Logic was used, Most FMLs wouldn't be good.
evilplatypus 39
49 - If you only care about things when someone is watching, I feel bad for you.
Cocainee 6
Lets hope she was taking the piss, otherwise you'll be forever trying to work out what the noise was OP!
Cocainee 6
To clarify, 'taking the piss' meaning her pretending to be serious when actually she did do it and wanted to make OP confused.
worldclassrager 41
Good thing it was just the two of you if there were more it might have been a bit more awkward...
SamanthaNGoree 10
...Or so you thought!
HeartOfLead 24
You should have farted right then and there. I know a challenge to fart war when I read one.
laden_swallow09 35
Only wise to start a war when you have the ammo!
littlerawr 13
that bitch! at least there wasn't anyone else- that would've awkwaaard :P
VeganVampyre 27
... That also would've completely defeated the point of the FML.
joea21 21
She who denied it supplied it!
Wizboy 17
You should have replied back, "Says who?"
NatalieOntheTram 11
She's really giving you a hard time for supposedly farting in a restroom? People do much worse things. I bet if someone was having explosive diarrhea she would make a big fuss about that too. Fart in her general direction.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
I love you for the reference!!!
kingdomgirl94 29
Even if it was you, FARTING? IN A BATHROOM? Oh lordy what has the world come to! Who farts in a place so OBVIOUSLY meant for looking at yourself in the mirror and doing your make-up! Beasts.
MrsReed 14
I guess I'm multi-talented then...when I'm in the bathroom I look at myself in the mirror, take selfies, AND fart all at the same time! ;p