Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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Top comments
beerab 0
That's just MEAN on your part.
mardigrasqueen 0
You are a pompous bastard. You deserved a knife, not a pencil.
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Comments (813)
Neferria 0
You deserve it on the grounds of being an asshat.
littlemuffet 0
I bet you're from Toronto, aren't you? Assholes...
shallabais 0
Asshole!
lifeislife_fml 0
Biggest asshole!
tre3s 0
lol wow i hope you didn't think anyone would feel sorry for you.
beaniebabe 0
ydi idiot
Kylias 6
Ooh. I'm not sure there are enough people visiting the site for the amount of "YDI" you should be getting. .-.;;
Kylias 6
Ooh. I'm not sure there are enough people visiting the site for the amount of "YDI" you should be getting. .-.;;
MankaMonkey 0
You should have sliced his stomach open and laughed at him while he watched his guts spill out onto the pavement. He assaulted you, and it would constitute as self defense. I work as a security guard at a casino and have to deal with ******* like that all the time, they're the scum of the earth, and I feel for you. Even though you still should have roughed him up.
Juicy2627 0
Wow. You deserve it more than the guy that posted this. **** you.
_julia 0
you mother ******* suck. why the hell would you do that
kthxdie 0
Don't mess with the homeless! they'll ******* own your ass. YDI for being a douchebag.