Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML
Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML
Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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Top comments
beerab 0
That's just MEAN on your part.
mardigrasqueen 0
You are a pompous bastard. You deserved a knife, not a pencil.
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Comments (813)
Matdredalia 0
If I were that homeless guy, I'd have leg swept your ass and then skullfucked you repeatedly until you let out a scream of sheer madness. Because then you'd understand the sorrow and pain he's going through in his time of desperation and need. In all seriousness, you're a douche. And he totally rocks for teaching you a lesson.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
We all agree with him, it was a pretty darn funny move. Also, you're a colossal bitch and an poor excuse for a human being.
freedoggy77 0
you are an epic douchebag
alexcabot 0
I would have stabbed you in the face.
blacklite69 0
You're a ******* awful excuse for a human being. You deserved it, and more.
tangerine_12 0
good for him, you asshole. its people like you why homeless people are very rude when you dont give them money.
Swimmergrl9244 1
Douches get what they deserve in the end. Looks like you just got hit by the karma stick a lot faster than most. Maybe next time you won't be such a miserable excuse for a human being.
burnhamt23 0
Ydi for thinking it would be funny
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
Way too be a ******* dick, YDI!
ClosetCelt 6
How is that even funny? That's just retarded. Yesterday, I gave a homeless guy 2 dollars. Sure, he didn't learn anything from it, but it's better than acting like a total douche to him.