Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat doing laundry with my mom when the guy running the place asked if we were "together". I thought this was just because of Covid and social distancing, but it turns out he thought my mom was my wife. FML
Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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Top comments
cumberbunny 17
That's really stupid, OP. You should always check that you know who's inside the car before you start talking. YDI.
icnburbbygrl 23
Why would you say that to your mom??
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Comments (67)
worldclassrager 41
You were waiting for the bus...it's possible that a similar car would come by but why would they stop for you to even ask unless you flagged it down
rdenkewicz 11
That is still a messed up joke to tell your mom! Even worse if you were serious.
dumbwhitekid 10
How would you explain yourself to him? "Oh sorry, I thought you were my mom".
Boeneman 3
# 34 some states do have plates on front and back of the car so the cops can see if the car is legal or not
ashjo 12
Don't you know her license plate?
missmisery86 11
this is hilarious. hopefully you won't run into that guy again any time soon
GamerG0DDESS 29
I've been distracted enough to see a car (which was the same model and color as my brother's car) and then enter it once. So, I can almost relate, especially since I've got a weird sense of humor. I don't see why everyone is saying you deserve it, we all make mistakes; this is actually more common then people tend to realize.
mkayden 23
'Hey lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear'
ReDer 12
that's his fault for owning a girl car
daidax_238 26
I fail to see how this would have worked well either way