Today, while I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like my mom's pulled up. Thinking it was actually her, I walked up and jokingly asked what she was into. The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat doing laundry with my mom when the guy running the place asked if we were "together". I thought this was just because of Covid and social distancing, but it turns out he thought my mom was my wife. FML
Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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Top comments
cumberbunny 17
That's really stupid, OP. You should always check that you know who's inside the car before you start talking. YDI.
icnburbbygrl 23
Why would you say that to your mom??
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Comments (67)
BexBaby86 21
No pretty woman fantasy here. Would have been quite the conversation with the guy trying to explain you are not a prostitute..
ElricMustang 23
She could just say "I'm not a prostitute, I thought you were someone I knew; sorry"
SkyGuy32 17
Say "Sorry, I thought you were my mom" and watch his expression go from surprise to horror
jnanderson 16
People joke like this with their moms?
FranklySpeaking 11
@15, yes. Some people have mothers with a sense of humor. Don't think OP was actually cracking a joke though. Seems more like a general inquiry.
A07 48
Atleast you did'nt get into the car and then ask him this.
SouthernLady12 13
Walk this way, talk this way... actually walk away, watch what you say
1947Chevy 17
That's ok. I once hopped inside a car thinking it was one of my families I looked over and saw a stranger giving me a funny look.
ariimarievali 12
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were my mom" Him:..O.o
howlingwolf89 16
So did you get in the car?
EpicGuy70 13
So… what service did he get?
StarWarsDude13 13
You ask your mom what she's into?
flashback_fml 14
Nice spin you put on your career