Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat decided that the best place for her to pee was over the surge protector where my modem, router, and printer are plugged in. FML
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML
Today, I was in an online meeting when my cat decided to say hello. To do this, he walked in front of my screen, completely obscuring it in his fur. He then logged me out of the meeting by walking across the keyboard. Three times. Every time I tried to pick him up to make him stop, he got upset and attacked me. FML
Today, my cat knocked my phone into the bathtub. I grabbed it, dried it, and put it on the charger without thinking. Five minutes later, the bathroom lights went out and my landlord texted me asking why the fuses had tripped. FML
Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML
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Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
That is the coolest thing ever. Your cat is such an asshole! A hilarious, intelligent, feline asshole!
Welshite 40
The fact that she looked you in the eyes meant she knew EXACTLY what she was doing.
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Comments (191)
linette5683 8
That is one of the cutest things I've ever heard. Now that is a cat who owns her/his owner!
natalia18oo 12
Sounds like somebody is longing for your attention!!
vbmg152 19
Smart cat!!! Obviously the kitty needs/wants your attention, turn the computer off & pay attention to her!
devore504 7
YDI for having a cat
dabeast15 7
Ur cat. Is an asshole.
bethrocksya 9
Lol! Buy the cat more toys and catnip. I think it might be nicer to you then :)
Dr_Death_Defy 0
no no catnip. it turns the cute evil geniouses into stoned evil geniouses that will tear you to ribbons.
tonygar 17
cat's are evil i say
88vivera 9
Maybe she thinks it's funny. But get a new car
xxenforcerxx 4
hahaha that is hilarious! i want your cat!
jessicadavis374 6
Think about moving the strip where she can't get to it... Duh... Be smarter than your house pet.