Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat decided that the best place for her to pee was over the surge protector where my modem, router, and printer are plugged in. FML
Today, my cat decided to use my keyboard as a scratching post, and now my computer won't work. FML
Today, I tried to pet my cat. By doing so, I accidentally shocked her with the static electricity in my fingers, and she slashed my face in retaliation. FML
Today, I was in an online meeting when my cat decided to say hello. To do this, he walked in front of my screen, completely obscuring it in his fur. He then logged me out of the meeting by walking across the keyboard. Three times. Every time I tried to pick him up to make him stop, he got upset and attacked me. FML
Today, my cat knocked my phone into the bathtub. I grabbed it, dried it, and put it on the charger without thinking. Five minutes later, the bathroom lights went out and my landlord texted me asking why the fuses had tripped. FML
Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML
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Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
That is the coolest thing ever. Your cat is such an asshole! A hilarious, intelligent, feline asshole!
Welshite 40
The fact that she looked you in the eyes meant she knew EXACTLY what she was doing.
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Comments (191)
chad7472 3
Maybe you should learn from this. After a while you might know better.
sapphiregirly 11
Is there some sort of rescue-plan we need to set in motion?
sapphiregirly 11
Is there some sort of rescue-plan we need to set in motion?
samsaf1989 5
Noor I have to take time out to say this but you are seriously hilarious !!! I'm so sad I look for your comments whenever I come on FML :) I dont care if my head gets bitten off for this but I LOVE YOU NOOR ! :)
GoodLookingGeese 10
Whoa.. Let's praise a god-cat maybe they'll leave us alone for some time. Then we can build our rebel forces to take over them. Ohh, wait - we didn't loose yet (blush).
kalbrek009 20
Take some clear packing tape & use it to tape the switch to the "on" position, then video tape kitty's freak out when it can't turn your power off & laugh @ the cat (all while pointing to it).
Twisted_Angel 17
my dog does stuff like that. when I'm reading he likes to lay his head on my Kindle so I can't see. when I'm on my phone, he head butts it out of my hand, then stares at me and grunts. all animals are in on the game of driving us nuts.
Pandacupcakelove 26
You know it's time to leave the computer when your cat starts worrying about you.
YeaWhyNot 4
Smart kitty
yentlben 2
Hee hee! Good kitty. Now tell me again that men are not controlled by *******.