Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML
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Today, I was in an online meeting when my cat decided to say hello. To do this, he walked in front of my screen, completely obscuring it in his fur. He then logged me out of the meeting by walking across the keyboard. Three times. Every time I tried to pick him up to make him stop, he got upset and attacked me. FML
Today, my cat knocked my phone into the bathtub. I grabbed it, dried it, and put it on the charger without thinking. Five minutes later, the bathroom lights went out and my landlord texted me asking why the fuses had tripped. FML
Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML
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Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
That is the coolest thing ever. Your cat is such an asshole! A hilarious, intelligent, feline asshole!
Welshite 40
The fact that she looked you in the eyes meant she knew EXACTLY what she was doing.
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Comments (191)
iamzikang 17
Lol
zasiel 3
Just put a piece of tape over the switch to keep it on
Schiffy 18
If she does this often, why haven't you put the power strip somewhere where she can't get to, or guarded with something that she can't get past?
neurodoc 1
Time to get a UPS (uninterrupted power supply)
misfitmonroe 4
Obvious play for power.
jmcr 27
Then move her away before she does it if its a common thing
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That cat should wear a collar that says Satan Inside.
attorco 4
You said "Today, while on my computer, my cat.." This means that your cat was using the computer. Is that what you meant?
sillyyanks 24
Even if that was what he meant it would still make sense...
aj94w 4
Please don't be that guy, 108. Anyone with half a brain would know what was actually meant.
zacthedrile 4
lolll
gmc_blossom 21
My cat is very demanding of attention, too. No matter what I'm doing in bed, she insists on laying on me. It's especially irritating when I'm lying in an uncomfortable position and she lays on me and I don't want to move because I don't want up upset her and face the fury of her claws digging into me.